Going to work as a TV Writer

Auntie took me to see the life of a writer today.  She took me to this place called The Lot where there's a bunch of sound studios and TV and film production.  So Hollywood.  We visited her friend who works for a vampire show called True Blood.  I'm going to write a rap song called True Blood someday.  Anyways, I was asked by the executive producer of the show if I could whip out a really good script.  Obviously, he knows good talent when he sees it.  So I sat down and wrote a bomb good script.  In like 37 minutes.  Bam.  Just like that.  Easy.  I should get paid to write man.

All the writers are housed in this building.

I got my coffee and snacks.  My mac.  My music.  All set to pound out a script.

So easy!  Print it baby.

The Grove/Old Farmer's Market

Auntie took me to another tourist attraction today in Los Angeles, the Old Farmer's Market which is next to the Grove, which is a shopping and entertainment center.  I was like totally over it after 15 minutes.  It was so boring.  I hate shopping!  And tourists!  Yuck!  The one cool thing they have is an old truck, from like a long time ago.  I got to sit in it.  And this old trolley that takes you back and forth on the strand.  I love trolley rides.

Here we are at the Farmer's Market at Third and Fairfax in the middle of LA.

That's the clock tower.

The old truck.  It was shiny and cool.  But really old.

Full service please.  Hello.  Anyone hear me?

Auntie made me take a picture in this dumb shit.  So annoying!

Vanity license plates.  I'm going to get one someday when I become a big rapper.

Ahh, the land of dreams.

Now we're at the grove where all these unemployed hipsters hang out.

I'm waiting for the trolley.

Here it comes!  Hurry up trolley!

It's here!  Get in Auntie!  Run!

I'm going to ride on the edge.  Of glory!  That is a dope lyric.  My colors look good on this green trolley.

Can we go home now Auntie!  Oh wait, let's stop and get some candy!

Venice Beach Chillin'

Sunday sunday sunday.  After waking up at noon (from some serious partying last night), and watching some football games, I headed to Venice Beach for pre-sunset happy hour.  Venice Beach is a big tourist destination.  It was like 75 degrees outside in the middle of January and everyone was enjoying fun in the sun. The strand features funky stores that sells tourist stuff and a bunch of street performers and skateboarders and lots of surfers and volleyball players.  In fact, while I was cruising the skate park, this one dude chunked it pretty hard.  So I called the lifeguard for help and some firemen also came over and gave the skater some first aid.  Other than that excitement, it was a totally fun day in Venice.  Really cool spot to catch the sunset too.  Sweet day man.

Walkway into Venice Beach.

Venice

Lots of bicyclists.

Trying on some sweet sunglasses.  HELLO ladies...

Can you find me?

I like this look for me.  Hot.  The mustache is taller than I am.

I like the shirt, but I need a smaller size.

Shhh!  I'm tagging this wall with graffiti art before the police come.

Now it's time to catch some wind at the skate park.

That dude to my left has no skills.  I'll show him!

Okay, here I go on my sweet board down the ramp.

Skateboarding is tiring. Now I'm going to kick it on the sand and watch the sunset.

Endless summers in LA dude.

I'm going to apply to be a lifeguard during the summers.

Or a fireman.

I look good in red.  This ride suits me.

Ahhh.  Wonderful sunset in Venice.

Friday night: Haircut and Bar

Friday night and I had to get my game on.  First, I went to Cristophe Salon in Beverly Hills to get styled out by the pretty committee.  And then I hit Jones, a bar and restaurant in Hollywood.  Jones has been a scene in Hollywood for the young and fabulous for many years.  So of course, I rocked out at the bar.

Getting ready for a professional hair wash.

The staff at Cristophe salon are so wonderful.  The pretty lady gave me a hair massage. My Aunt is to my left.

Celebrity Stylist Jeffrey Jagged talks about what he wants to do with my hair.

I leave Cristophe looking sexy and I know it!

Time for scotch at Jones Bar.

It feels so good when it hits my mouth.

Famous cast iron skillet apple pie a la mode at Jones.  Yummy!

I had a dope day in Santa Monica

Santa Monica is a beach town 8 miles west of Los Angeles.  They have a farmers market every Wednesday.  Today, I went sightseeing.

I'm at the entrance to the pier.

I'm at a bluff looking over the Pacific Coast Highway and some million dollar homes.

I'm buying flowers at the farmers market that match my shirt.

I like squash.

I got classic skills

Just busting out some Beethoven.  Ain't no thang.

On the strand

I'm thinking about renting one of these sweet condos.  What ya'll think?

Chillin' by the Marina

My shirt is the color of the sunset, yo.

That's my sexy back checking out a fishing vessel coming in after the day's catch.

I'm gonna catch you pelicans!